Tyra’s the Teacher at School

I’ve been having crazy dreams still. This is the mother of them all-get this: Last night was where Tyra is my history teacher and is accused of not knowing anything about history to teach it till she tells us that she took time in the summer to study what we have to know and she’s gonna teach it all to us. “But you know what? I don’t wanna teach anything right now, its the first day of school. So lets just get to know each other. As everyone already knows I’m a former supermodel and I host/create/produce America’s Next Top Model, by the way Jaslene [cycle 8 winner] says hey and so does Naima [cycle 4 winner] and I host my own talk show.” she said. She spoke really fast and all happy. Nobody really had much to say to her, except a few die hard fans. Then Tyra, who said we could call her that instead of Ms. Banks if we wanted, said she had an idea. “Any one know of Beyonce Knowles?” Of course everyone, a fan or not, said yeah. “Well, she’s having a concert today…in like an hour. Let’s hurry up and take the shuttle outside to her concert. I’ll pay for everyone’s ticket and then we’ll go backstage and say hello to her.”

Everyone was weirded out, how many times does a teacher take you to a concert on the first day of school? Never! Weirded out we all followed her outside. A lot of kids didn’t wanna see Beyonce, they had other plans. “Listen!” Tyra yelled over everyone complaining. “Go wherever you want. Just give me your cell #s and promise you’ll answer your phone if I call. Anyone who goes someplace different than me must go in pairs and be safe.” That was that. At the concert Beyonce performed a crap load of songs and then backstage everyone got pics and autographs with her. When it was my turn Beyonce and I ended up trading jewerly cuz she said that she liked my earrings and ring and I said her’s was nice too, it was the real deal anyway. Mine was cheap and fake. She didn’t mind. Tyra soon said the meet and greet was over and Beyonce waved at us goodbye as we headed back on our bus. At school Tyra was talking to us when someone yelled cockroach.

A huge cockroach was by Tyra’s stilleto and she was quick to try and stomp on it-except she missed. It went over to me and flew in my bag. I screamed and me and another person emptied out my purse and searched for it. We killed it. The bell rang and Tyra said to have a good day and she’d see us later. ‘Weird dream, right?

In real life, I like Tyra. I watch her talk show and sometimes ANTM. As for Beyonce, I like her music. But seriously? This is like the weirdest of all dreams I’ve posted so far I think. These dreams I’m having keep taking me by surprise more and more each night. So far in my dreams I’ve ran for my life-literally and have tackled one eyed dogs, snakes at Wal-Mart, red eyed kids in class and now celebrities being teachers at school? This is so crazy!! What else is gonna happen??